So then the clerk said... True stories from the world of retail.

I ordered a sandwich at Arby's the other day. I asked for a french dip without cheese. The clerk asked, "do you want no swiss or no cheddar?"
--------
I asked the clerk at Dairy Queen for "a quart each of vanilla and chocolate." She said, "then you want two separate quarts?" I replied yes. She took my money and went to the machines - "So, you want 2 quarts of chocolate vanilla twist, right?"

Sometimes I wonder if students ever paid attention in English class.
-------